I am not a chef. I am not even a trained or professional cook. My qualification is as an eater.
Every great action is extreme when it is undertaken. Only after it has been accomplished does it seem possible to those creatures of more common stuff.
If you don't love me, it does not matter, anyway I can love for both of us.
God's only excuse is that he does not exist.
Life is too short, and the time we waste in yawning never can be regained.
A novel is a mirror which passes over a highway. Sometimes it reflects to your eyes the blue of the skies, at others the churned-up mud of the road.
If you want to be witty, work on your character and say what you think on every occasion.
One of the things I think you need to be a good emcee is silliness. And I'm basically a silly guy.
Experience seems to be the only thing of any value that's widely distributed.
We're more than just our job titles or our list of professional accomplishments.
Bear patiently with a rival.