This administration is running like a fine-tuned machine, despite the fact that I can't get my cabinet approved, and they're outstanding people.
A person without regrets is called a corpse.
A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.
Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.
False hope is better than no hope at all.
Love is like skydiving without a parachute.
What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?
The grey nurse resumed her knitting as Peter Walsh, on the hot seat beside her, began snoring. In her grey dress, moving her hands indefatigably yet quietly, she seemed like the champion of the rights of sleepers, like one of those spectral presences which rise in twilight in woods made of sky and branches. The solitary traveler, haunter of lanes, disturber of ferns, and devastator of hemlock plants, looking up, suddenly sees the giant figure at the end of the ride.
In Palestine, the Israelis claim they found a land without people,' a Syrian officer explained to us. 'Now they will take southern Lebanon and claim they have found another land without people if these refugees do not return.
Leadership is the art of disappointing people at a rate they can stand.
I'm more like a senior adviser so I don't like to come in here and try to take over. Just like your basic karate movie where the young guys come to the old guys with beards who have them do weird stuff to get to the other side. That's who I am, the old guy with a long beard.