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Walter Winchell

Walter Winchell (April 7, 1897 – February 20, 1972) was an American newspaper and radio gossip commentator.

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The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.

Bricks, Famous, Fast, Success, Throw, Way

A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.

Art, Columnist, Days, Three, Waiting

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

Gets, Inspirational, Lion, Lioness, Optimism, Optimist

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

Sarcastic, Lap, Napkins, Laps, Napkin

A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.

Air, Builds, Crazy, Mad, Pessimist

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

Gossip, Today, Tomorrow, Headline

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

Marriage, Reason, Sex, Think, Thinking, Time

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

Criticism, Inspirational, Long, Nobody, Pants, Remember

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

Arteries, Artery, Broadway, Hardened, Life, New York

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

Best Friend, Enemy, Forgive, Forgiving, Way

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

Contract, Definitions, Hollywood, Movie, Observation

Nothing recedes like success.

Congratulations, Funny Inspirational, Nothing, Recedes, Success

America - love it or leave it.

America, Leave, Love

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

Art, Gossip, Leaves, Practically, Saying, Way

He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast.

Firsts, Praise, Production, Stone, Stones, Woollcott

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Friend, Friendship, Sympathy, True Friend, Walks, World

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.

Different, Happened, People, Same, Yesterday, Yesterday And Today

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

Actors, Death, Enough, Funny, Pictures, Suicide

Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.

Cheated, Dollars, Fury, Hell Hath No Fury, Million

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Keeping Secrets, People, Promised, Secret, Usually

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