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Jon Heder Biography

Jonathan Joseph Heder (/ˈhiːdər/) (born October 26, 1977) is an American actor and producer. His feature film debut came in 2004 as the title character of the comedy film Napoleon Dynamite. He has also acted in the films The Benchwarmers, School for Scoundrels, Blades of Glory, Mama's Boy, When in Rome, and Walt Before Mickey as Roy Disney, and provided voice talents in the animated films Monster House and Surf's Up, as well as the Napoleon Dynamite animated series.

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Skaters are very much like peacocks.

Skater, Peacock, Like, Skaters, Peacocks

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.

Bible, Book, Except, Helping, Read, Self

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

Stories, Want, Clean, Tell, Extent

I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves.

Eye, Growing Up, Jackson, Love, Michael, Moving

Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.

Block, Brother, Knowing, Nothing, Think, Thinking

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

Character, Like, Outsider, Outsiders, Play, Relate

I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.

Dramatic, Know, Knows, Like, Roles

Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as much pain as they could. We had one rule: Don't shoot us between the legs. But their aim didn't necessarily follow that rule.

Crazy, Follow, Girl, Guns, Kind, Pain

I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.

Cool, Good, Looks, Mean, Suit, Suits

I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.

Back, Companies, Gun, Stars, Toys, War

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

Build, Earth, Leave, Rockets, Ship, Ships

I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.

Kate, Pretty, Smart, Winslet

I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.

Book, Gonna, Reading, Stupid

I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

Boyfriends, Girl, Hacking, Hunting, Nunchuck, Skills