I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. … - Jon Heder

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I was a huge Della Reese fan, when Della Reese was on. I idolized all the panelists. I was in love with Kitty Carlisle. Nipsey Russell, Bill Cullen, Peggy Cass, Gene Rayburn.

Jon Heder

I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

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Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

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