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Greg Behrendt Biography

Gregory Behrendt (born July 21, 1963) is an American comedian and author. His work as a script consultant to the HBO sitcom Sex and the City, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, paved the way for co-authoring of the New York Times bestseller He's Just Not That into You (2004), later adapted into a film by the same name. Apart from that he also hosted two short-lived television shows, The Greg Behrendt Show (2006) and Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call (2009).

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The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.

Coats, Face, Faces, Fact, Long, Probably

Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time

Doubt, Mean, Oprah, Time, Trust Yourself

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck. )

Cheater, Cheaters, Prosper, Suck

The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.

Future, Mistake, Moving, Way, Wrong

When we're picking someone who we want to spend a lot of time with, even perhaps for the rest of our lives, we generally try to pick someone who likes to do the things we like to do.

Generally, Likes, Spend, Time, Trying, Want

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.

Absurdities, Comedian, Funny, Jobs, Life, Looks

Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.

Breakup, Breakups, Hurt, Like, Pain, World

We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.

Make, Mean, People, Promise, Things

You already have one asshole, you don't need another one

Already, Asshole, Lemonade, Needs

When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.

Men, Deals, Deal, Youd, Like

Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself

Look, Looks, Trying, Validation

I'm no longer a prisoner of my fears. Which really just means I'm using real butter.

Butter, Fears, Longer, Mean, Prisoner, Real

He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

Asking, Likes, Relationship, Trust

Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.

Break, Can'T Live Without You, Guy, Guys, Heres

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

Forget, Guy, Life, Things, Want

Better than nothing is not good enough for you!

Enough, Good, Good Enough, Not Good Enough, Nothing

. . . you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.

Defined, Gave Up, Life, Live Your Life, Person, Persons

Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there's something better out there is to first believe there's something better out there. What other choice is there?

Badly, Delicious, Hurt, Lonely, Sex, Sweet

If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.

Including, Intimacy, Man, Men, Nothing

She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.

Caught, Dude, Minus, Night, Plus

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