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Christopher Julius Rock III (born February 7, 1965) is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director.

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Stand-up comedy is like the lowest medium in all of show business in levels of respect.

Comedy, Levels, Lowest, Mediums

When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.

Basically, Men, One Man, Show, Shows

No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist. '

Artist, Film, Film Critics, Madagascar, Say

Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a. . . window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'

Bills, Money, Tomorrow, Way, Wealthy

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