It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.
The most powerful teaching moments are the ones where you screw up.
The way you make something happen is to do something that a fool could screw up.
People who are chronically tardy never understand the many ways in which they screw up the schedules of people who are punctual and 'normal'.
If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.
See, this was why I liked coffee. You couldn’t screw up making coffee. Even the bad stuff was good.
I do not appeal to you to screw up your courage and sacrifice for Christ. I appeal to you to renounce all you have to obtain life that satisfies your deepest longings.
[Everyone needs] a woman who'll listen, take your side, tell the truth - or not, as you need it. A woman you can count on, no matter what, and who'll love you no matter how much you screw up.
Umpiring, the only job in the world where you can screw up on a daily basis and still have one!
Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too bad.
Sometimes if you jump into something too quickly, you can screw up something that might have been good two years down the road.
Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private.
Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today.
Life is full of screwups. You're supposed to fail sometimes. It's a required part of the human existance.
There is only so much I can understand and not screw up.
The quickest and easiest way to screw up your life is to take on too much debt.
I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day.
You wanna Know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.
You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing.
I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.