You and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same.
Do that, and the best you can hope for is that people will ignore you. More realistically, you'd be skinned alive, or possibly sentenced to ten year hard labor writing microcode for waffle irons and toaster ovens.
Got to be the worst place in the world, inside a oven. You in here, you either cleaning or you getting cooked.
If the mother had not beene in the oven, shee had never sought her daughter there.
I am a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking mostly Thai food. And a lot of times on movies, you have these trailers that have these little ovens and kitchenettes. A lot of actors never use them, but I would cook lunch just about every day.
I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.
We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.
I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage.
Anger warms the invention, but overheats the oven.
You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread
The Jews talk about "never again. ". . . You cannot say "Never again" to God because when he puts you in the oven, you're in one indeed!. . . "Never again" don't mean a damn thing when God get ready for you!
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?
For years, I stored my sweaters in the oven.
Genocide is like a dessert. It is made of the flesh and bones of woman and children, it is sweetened with the blood of the innocent, and it is baked in the ovens of Auschwitz. There were truths to be learnt and there was wisdom to be gained. . . but there was a price to to be paid as well. You could not brush up against the future and escape unscathed. You could not see into the forbidden and avoid damage to your sight.
I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding.
I'm more like an oven than a microwave.
I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.
Men are like microwave ovens; they heat up immediately, but things start to boil over after about three minutes. Women are like conventional ovens; they take twenty minutes to heat up, but can go on cooking for hours.
