I thought I wanted to be a lawyer and was going through this growth phase.
Civilization, let me tell you what it is. First the soldier, then the merchant, then the priest, then the lawyer. The merchant hires the soldier and priest to conquer the country for him. First the soldier, he is a murderer; then the priest, he is a liar; then the merchant, he is a thief; and they all bring in the lawyer to make their laws and defend their deeds, and there you have your civilization!
Tell me a boat full of lawyers just sank.
You been to school, you say you are a lawyer, you walked out of a magazine. I've been a drifter and a low-life loser, you can learn a lot from me.
I don't trust lawyers and journalists.
What's quote-unquote a 'good' lawyer, doctor, or whatever the profession is. And if you're a male who grew up professionally in a male-dominated profession then your image of what a good lawyer is is a male image.
Southern lawyers don't read novels much.
Lawyers are predators in grey worsted
I happen to like debating, and I like to debate like a lawyer, and I can argue any points to death, and I will.
A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.
There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers; not enough women have the time for careers.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?
Be friendly but not chummy with your lawyers.
I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well.