I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip.
Envy, like the worm, never runs but to the fairest fruit; like a cunning bloodhound, it singles out the fattest deer in the flock.
Most subject is the fattest soil to weeds.
Tell me that I got the fattest pussy in the whole world & if I let him eat it I can be his old girl
Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?