Silence can be defined as conversation with an Englishman
The average Englishman has no idea of the dynamism in the music scene here.
An Englishman is never afraid of being laughed at. He just thinks the other fellow is a fool. But Americans still can't risk anybody laughing at them.
The Englishman is too apt to neglect the present good in preparing against the possible evil.
Man has the supreme knack of deceiving himself; the Englishman is supremest among men.
If I were an American, as I am an Englishman, while a foreign troop was landed in my country, I never would lay down my arms never never never!
From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-damp of boredom.
There is no second country for an Englishman, except a ship and the sea.
The doctrine of the equality of man was never intended to apply to the equality of the Englishman and the Chinaman.
I'm an Englishman. What more can I say?
Every Englishman is an average Englishman: it is a national characteristic.
The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.
Beware the horns of a bull, the heels of the horse, and the smile of an Englishman.
You never find an Englishman among the under-dogs except in England, of course.
We are articulate, but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won't talk for the sake of talking. He doesn't mind silence. But after the silence, he sometimes says something.
A blaspheming Frenchman is a spectacle more pleasing to the Lord than a praying Englishman.
Why is it, do you suppose, that an Englishman is unhappy until he has explained America?
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it. They spell it so abominably that no man can teach himself what it soundslike. It isimpossible foran Englishmanto openhis mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.
An Englishman will fairly drink as much As will maintain two families of Dutch.
An Englishman is content to say nothing when he has nothing to say.
