I'm terrible on facts. But I always have an idea. If you have an idea, you're well ahead
You don't go to war with the President you want, you go to war with the President you have
We are all are equal, but some pay higher tax rates than others.
If you dont have anything nice to say. . . dead silence creates a lot awkwardness.
Courage is action, not talk.
If you're not first, you're last.
The grass is always greener around the fire hydrant.
Do not give to the poor expecting to get their gratitude so that you can feel good about yourself. If you do, your giving will be thin and short-lived, and that is not what the poor need; it will only improvish them further. Give only if you have something you must give; give only if you are someone for whom giving is its own reward.
There is satiety in all things, in sleep, and love-making, in the loveliness of singing and the innocent dance.
I can smell when someone has a cavity. It's a very specific smell - not a bad-breath smell - but something that is really strong.
The simple fact is this: when you goto Alaska, you get your ass kicked.