He who will not use the thoughts of other men's brains proves that he has no brains of his own.
[Yoga] never calms me. Ever. But it certainly helps me prevent something.
I think that, for me, my favorite thing to do is perform standup onstage. Everything else I do is for the exposure to do more stand-up onstage, and for the money, and for the health insurance.
I wonder if that's the difference between fathers and mothers. I'm friends with people who have kids that are like 5 and under, and they're still in that intense mother-bonding phase. It might just be that. Because the dads haven't changed.
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want to have kids, it's that I'm having a hard time relating to people I know.
[Twitter] certainly doesn't hurt me. I'm not in any pain over any of the things I see. I'm just more disappointed.
I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I was an idiot trying to push this guy to get married when I wasn't even sure if I wanted to.
I am not confident that Europe can make it.
The greatest foe to art is luxury, art cannot live in its atmosphere.
If people were super-optimistic about technology there would be no reason to be pessimistic about the future.
Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically.