When I leave Somalia I will leave buildings but not people.
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.
Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
These CEOs, man. . . If you're that ruthless, you're a scary dude. I tell you, now when I walk past a little gang banger, I don't even blink. But if I see a white dude with a Wall Street Journal, I haul ass. Before I walk past the Arthur Andersen building, I cut through the projects. If you cut through the projects, you may just lose what you have on you that day. I ain't never been mugged of my whole future.
There is no substitute for a militant freedom.
Capital T-truth is about life before death.
Germany is a nation that created an enormous amount of suffering on the planet. The German people also themselves have suffered, because it always goes together.
On today's athletes: I wish I could turn back the clock a little bit so I'd have a chance to cut it up with those guys.