My grandmother thinks it's really funny to put all sorts of things in our - my lunch. I never know what'll be inside: e. e. cummings, flower petals, a handful of buttons. She seems to have lost sight of the original purpose of the brown bag. " - Lennie "Or maybe she thinks other forms of nourishment are more important. " - Joe
If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.