My timing is so precise a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word … - Phyllis Diller

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As you consider building your own minimum viable product, let this simple rule suffice: remove any feature, process, or effort that does not contribute directly to the learning you seek.

Phyllis Diller

My timing is so precise a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.

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