Most people enjoy the sight of their own handwriting as they enjoy the smell of their own farts.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.
The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was
It's easy to see things you're lookin' for. The trick is to see things you're not looking for.
Just 'cause you're following a well-marked trail don't mean that whoever made it knew where they were goin'.
Never be too quick to criticize yourself. It's not fair to all of your friends and relatives, who are dying to do it for you.
The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later.
A huge portion of Trump voters are incredibly pleased with how he's performing. They see what they want to see.
If you grant asylum to so many refugees, your house may be sacked sooner by the soldiers; I see that clearly. The question is, however, whether, because of this danger, you should refuse to practice such a beautiful virtue as charity.
I guess as long as people think of me for different ages, I'll trust their opinion. I remember noticing one year that Michelle Monaghan played 34 and 19, so I've kind of clung to that as my justification that I can be Jake Gyllenhaal's wife and a freshman in college in the same year.