People like the way dreams have of sticking to the soul.
I don’t think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen’s head to explode.
Life is one big minefield, and the only place that isn't a minefield is the place they make the mines.
Living well and ripping your enemy's still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge.
Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.
You only live once and, usually, not even then.
Licorice is the liver of candy.
Never let an opportunity pass to give a well-deserved compliment.
American businesses are struggling to pay outrageous, exploitive insurance bills for their employees, hampering our ability to compete globally.
When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy. '
People suffer because they are caught in their views. As soon as we release those views, we are free and we don't suffer anymore.