Alcohol, tobacco, and pharmaceutical drugs are legal, but they can hurt a lot of people.
I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.
I feel like my mind is a little quieter when I exercise.
I work out with a trainer, Anna Kaiser, three days a week.
I work out every day. It's part of my life. That's one of the benefits of having kids in school full-time.
I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back.
Don't get divorced after your first argument! I have a lot of friends that have one fight and that's it, they get divorced. I go, 'Wait a minute! Oh my gosh, you guys! Calm down! You'll forget in three days what you were fighting about. I promise. So just let it marinate a little bit-that's my best love advice.
The male - I have found - is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
Liberals sit from this lofty perch of pomposity, but they are the champions of ignorance. They don't know what they're talking about.
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes.
I come from a family of 12, so I kind of got a little lost as a child.