I have a theory that since everyone is always dieting, no one at a convention dinner ever eats … - Lois Wyse

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If you ever make anything too literal you might as well forget it. It loses everything.

Lois Wyse

I have a theory that since everyone is always dieting, no one at a convention dinner ever eats the potatoes. Therefore, they go back to the kitchen uneaten. And the next night they reappear at another convention. Therefore, one should never eat the potatoes. Who knows? They may be six or seven years old.

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