As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy.
The rose that all are praising Is not the rose for me.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Prolonged absence makes the heart forget.
Tell me the tales that to me were so dear, Long, long ago, long, long ago.
Fly away, pretty moth, to the shade Of the leaf where you slumbered all day; Be content with the moon and the stars, pretty moth, And make use of your wings while you may. . . . . But tho' dreams of delight may have dazzled you quite, They at last found it dangerous play; Many things in this world that look bright, pretty moth, Only dazzle to lead us astray.
She wore a wreath of roses, The night that first we met.
Those that have wealth must be watchful and wary, Power, alas! naught but misery brings!
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes.
I just do whatever I do, and put it out there without tryin to cater to anybody. If you like it, you like it.
Film is like tech starts on the first day of filming and it never stops. There's never a moment when the audience comes in, you're just in tech forever, and I can't stand being on a film set. It's really tedious.
There are two things every man in America thinks he can do: work a grill and coach football.