Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.
The only beautiful things are the things that do not concern us.
What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise
Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose.
Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
They get up early, because they have so much to do, and go to bed early, because they have so little to think about.
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
A cough is a symptom, not a disease. Take it to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.
Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.
'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered.
People have a reservoir of talent worth discovering. They just have to be given the opportunity to discover it in themselves