If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house. . . Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world. . . But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her. . . Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world. . . which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.
By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon, and it will be American.