. . . they were exactly what the other needed; the missing piece that made everything else magically click into place.
If not for the Tea Party, the Republican Party would not be coming back to its roots.
I have a mindset that says bipartisanship ought to consist of Democrats coming to the Republican point of view.
I'm absolutely confident that the God that I worship abhors violence.
I don't believe biology works in an uncontrolled fashion.
As I go on in standup, I keep being described as cleaner and cleaner as I do each hour, they're like, 'It's unbelievable how clean,' 'He's the cleanest person in the world. ' And then I'll do shows and people will be like, 'You're supposed to be so clean, but you're talking about cancer. '
Revenge is a dish best served. . . At every meal.
A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given item. One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The information you need is in the others.
I don't really have the gift of the sustained narrative that you need to write a book. I've tried a couple of times, and it just doesn't work. But I get some good passages, so what I'm going to do is just take sections out of them.