The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. . . . Uh-oh, the … - Louise Rennison

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All things bright and beautiful, All creatures great and small, All things wise and wonderful, The Lord God made them all.

Louise Rennison

The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. . . . Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. "Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.

Breathing, Crackling, Gentlemen, Lost, Pie, Sorry

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Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes!

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Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

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He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

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As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.

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If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!

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All things bright and beautiful, All creatures great and small, All things wise and wonderful, The Lord God made them all.

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If a soldier or labourer complain of the hardship of his lot, set him to do nothing.

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We do not know it because we are fooling away our time with outward and perishing things, and are asleep in regard to that which is real within ourself.

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