Same topic Authors
Quote of the day

I get very heated about anything that is socially unkind.

Popular Topics
Wonder, Town, Beauty, Love You, Disco, Evidence, Living My Life, Secret, Reality, Humble, Knowledge, Religion, Relationships, Dream, Adventure, Diamond, Book, Philosophy, Difference, Pregnancy, Poet, Justice, Positive, Stories, Humbly, Ideas, Story, Possible, Life Is Like, Lifetime, Job, Life Is Good, Looking For Love, Poor, Involve, Movie Love, Inspired, House, Lives, Comfortable, Fly, Brain, Pleasures Of Life, Kindly, Achievement, Live, Think, Things In Life, Inspiration, Today
W. C. Fields

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

Philadelphia, Spent, Sunday, Thinking, Witty
Same Author Quotes

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

Alcohol, Gambling, Half, Money, Women

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

Case, Clever, Flagon, Funny, Small, Witty

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

Circumstances, Inspirational, Money, Motivational, Say, Skill

I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

Age, Away, Funny, Preservatives, Witty

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

Funny, Goodness, Like, Sex, Things
Similar Quotes