I want people to think they can't die until they see me play.
I'm sorry, dead people generally vote for Democrats rather than Republicans.
The reality is you've got to be yourself. You've got to be who you are. You've got to be honest with people. If your views change on something, you've got to be willing to express it.
You never agree with any one candidate 100 percent. I don't agree with myself 100 percent. You don't even agree with me 100 percent.
My major focus is national security because that's really what the president runs.
[Hillary Clinton] poses as a feminist, and she's taken money from countries that stone women, kill women, have women. . .
Life needs penalties and rewards for people. You can't control people with only penalties. You have to think how to create rewards.
I rarely come away from presenting the 'Today' programme without some sense of regret. There is always some question that I should have asked, or some point that I should have made. This is annoying but not surprising. Perfection is hard to achieve in a three-hour live programme.
I don't do sketch anymore and sometimes I miss it. But I think what I really miss is that time in my life, it was kind of like college. No kids, no real responsibilities, just comedy, food and late nights.
Wonder is retained by wise pondering.
Hell has been conceived as a police institution, to inspire fear in this world. But the worst of it all is that it no longer frightens anyone, and therefore it will have to be closed down.