The church is a major bureaucracy, and major bureaucracies are disobedient to the gospel.
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.
Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know
Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?
It is enough for me to pick up but a straw from the ground for the love of God.
My memories of camp - I was four years old to eight years old - they're fond memories.
What fiction and art can do, particularly narrative art, is construct consciousness - in a sense, we have to do it for the first time, every time.
My mother used to take my brother and me to get any books we wanted, but they were second hand books published in the '30s and '40s. I liked scary books.