Ah love is bitter and sweet, but which is more sweet the bitterness or the sweetness, none has spoken it.
Scratching is one of nature's sweetest gratifications, and the one nearest at hand.
Every man has within himself the entire human condition
It is the mind that maketh good or ill, That maketh wretch or happy, rich or poor.
Only the fools are certain and assured.
Make your educational laws strict and your criminal ones can be gentle; but if you leave youth its liberty you will have to dig dungeons for ages.
On the highest throne in the world, we still sit only on our own bottom.
I became stereotyped.
I am a princess. All girls are. Even if they live in tiny old attics. Even if they dress in rags, even if they aren’t pretty, or smart, or young. They’re still princesses.
People sometimes say how standup is so hard, and I always tell them that it's hard at the beginning.
Whores have the ability to put up with behaviors other women would never manage to put up with. That's why we deserve to be generously compensated.