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While I regard the Nakba as an ongoing crime that needs to be prosecuted and reversed. . . Shavit defends its necessity and lectures Palestinians trapped in squalid refugee camps to just get over it.

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I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.

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