I do have magical powers, I try to use them for good and not evil, but I can pretty much make anyone do whatever I want them to do, if they're within range.
They say pu$$y and paper is poetry power and pistols.
Don't believe everything you hear: Real eyes, Realize, Real lies
Life's a test, mistakes are lessons, but the gift of life is knowing that you have made a difference.
Why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die.
If you let a person talk long enough you'll hear their true intentions. Listen twice, speak once.
God, When I was alone, and had nothing, I asked for a friend to help me bear the pain, No one came, except God, When I needed a breath to rise, from my sleep, No one could help me. . except God, When all I saw was sadness, and I needed answers, No one heard me, except God, So when I'm asked. . who I give my unconditional love to? I look for no other name, except God
I guess in my own egotistical way I like to create my own library of Batman books that doesn't run contrary to a single thing that has been published before, but it also stands on its own.
Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife.
Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.
I am 1952. I masticate. I am like a big stomach.