Your best investment is to pour your purse into your head, and no one can take it away from you.
I'm a salty, greasy girl. I give every french fry a fair chance. Could you just lay some lard in my belly?
It's not talked about, but you know how girls, as you get older, your boobs sag? Well, as men get older, their balls hang lower. It's called SBH: Senior Ball Hang. I think that's God's way of making sure guys get to feel insecure too.
I think that women are afraid to say they don't want children because they're going to get shunned.
I don't even own a TV because I think it's the devil.
I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one.
Comparison is a brutal assault upon one's self. Once you compare yourself to someone else, what you're really saying is that what you're made of isn't good enough.
Optimism has always seemed to me the cunning alibi of egoists, anxious to cover up their state of chronic self-satisfaction. They are optimists in order to avoid pitying other men and their misfortune. ~~ Yet pity is a vexed question.
While hitting one must guard. . . In order to hit with effect, the enemy must be taken off his guard.
We thank Thee, O Father of all, for. . . all the soul-help that sad souls understand.
Inner resistance to whatever arises in the present moment pulls you back into unconsciousness. Inner resistance is some form of negativity, complaining, fear, aggression, or anger. This is important because whenever you complain about what somebody else does you're already beginning to fall into that trap of unconsciousness.