He missed his imagined future.
I remember that coming to America was scary for me because everything here is just bigger, better, shinier, you know?
Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.
I don't expect success. I prepare for it.
The ‘friend zone’ is like the penalty box of dating, only you can never get out. Once a girl decides you’re her ‘friend,’ it’s game over. You’ve become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.
I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in there. The look on his face was priceless.
When you have expectations, you are setting yourself up for disappointment.
People who can comfort the dead can also chase after them to hurt them further-a reverse ancestor worship.
Great drama is all about conflict, and what's a better conflict than Republican-Democrat?
Women have one great advantage over men. It is commonly thought that if they marry they have done enough, and need career no further. If a man marries, on the other hand, public opinion is all against him if he takes this view.
The spinning wheel for us is the foundation for all public corporate life.