One day, you're 11 games, 12 games out, and the next day you're in first!
We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.
I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.
Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.
People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'
Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.
Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.
A Christian is something before he does anything; and we have to be Christian before we can act as Christians.
Letters are like wine; if they are sound they ripen with keeping. A man should lay down letters as he does a cellar of wine.
During the Cold War, the West was extremely careful not to allow the gap between the rich and poor to widen too far, first and foremost to counter communist depictions of the squalid masses in the West. But the same remains true today: If the West does nothing about the growing social inequities, it endangers its internal legitimacy.
We can talk about corporations all day long but my goal is to help the middle class, somebody who makes too much to be on government assistance but still lives paycheck to paycheck.