Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.
We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk.
Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good. Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.
Sometimes if the guitar is the last thing to go on, it's very fresh.
If I did not love what is present, if I could not cling to this enormous, safe parachute, I would long since have fallen into the abyss.
The next time you see one of those squirrels go near my putting green, take a gun and shoot it
She looked at me. "What? Is there something wrong with my idea?" "It's not very heroic," I said dismissively. "I was expecting something with a little more flair. " "Well, I left my armor and warhorse at home," she said. "You're just upset because your big University brain couldn't think of a way, and my plan is brilliant.