The problem with the alphabet is that it bears no relation to anything at all, and when words … - Mark Forsyth

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I suffered from severe depression for over a decade. My condition deteriorated steadily. I was suicidal.

Mark Forsyth

The problem with the alphabet is that it bears no relation to anything at all, and when words are arranged alphabetically they are uselessly separated. In the OED, for example, aardvarks are 19 volumes away from the zoo, yachts are 18 volumes from the beach, and wine is 17 volumes from the nearest corkscrew.

Arranged, Beach, Volumes, Wine, Zoos

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If you are to use Alexander Graham Bell’s product, which is to say the blower, you should, in all courtesy, use it as he would have wished; and Dr Bell insisted that all phone calls should begin with the words ‘Ahoy, ahoy’. Nobody knows why he insisted this – he had no connection to the navy – but insist he did and started every phone call that way. Nobody else did, and it was at the suggestion of his great rival Edison that people took to saying ‘Hello’. This seems unfair.

Bell, Navy, People, Phones, Product, Suggestion

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.

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Anyone who has ever taken out a mortgage will be unsurprised to learn that it is, literally, a
death pledge
.

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Reality changes words far more than words can ever change reality.

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Freud said that everything was secretly sexual. But etymologists know that sex is secretly food.

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