Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult's taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards. . . There's going to be a retard summit at the White House.
Possession naturally abates the Vigour of Desire.
Those Women who boast the Affections of their Admirers, have a greater share of Vanity than Love.
To know ourselves, is agreed by all to be the most useful Learning; the first Lessons, therefore, given us ought to be on that Subject.
Nothing can be more true, than that the greatest Boasters have the least of what they pretend to.
Of all the Beauties, it is that which attracts the most lasting Admiration, gives the greatest Charm to every thing we say or do, and renders us amiable in every Station, and thro' every Stage of Life.
Most People are wretched more by the Fears of what may come, than what they endure at present. . . . a manifest Contradiction to good Sense; for who, with the right use of that, wou'd lose the Enjoyment of a present Comfort, to lament a Misfortune only in Supposition; which ten to one never comes to pass.
They call me the father of illustrated journalism. What folly! I never thought any such thing. I had a small newspaper, which had been dead for years, and I was trying in every way to build up its circulation. What could I use for bait? A picture, of course.
By despising all that has preceded us, we teach others to despise ourselves.
There are some things we might not know,but that doesnt mean we should give up. We can find out what we need to know. We can find out everything
Liberalism is a disease cured only by a lobotomy or 90 days in a third world country.