Please tell me you will remember, no matter how much I do wrong that I had the best of intentions all along.
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. . . You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.
I believe that human beings are desperate, always, to belong to something larger than themselves.
When your eyes are fixed in the stare of unconsciousness, and your throat coughs the last gasping breath - as one dragged in the dark to a great precipice - what assistance are a wife and child?
The stock market was relieved that the Fed didn't sound tougher, and the stock market seems to figure that everything they like about Donald Trump will come true, and everything they're afraid of about Donald Trump will not come true.
Temperance gives nature her full play, and enables her to exert herself in all her force and vigor.