The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal.
If baseball wants to get you, they've got enough resources and enough investigators that they'll find a way to get you.
Concentration is that ability to not think about anything.
The only way I can't hit. 300 is if there's something physically wrong with me.
Sure I do, and if someone paid you six-thousand dollars a game, you'd have fun as well.
When people ask me, "Who was the toughest pitcher you ever faced?", I have to say that there has never been a pitcher who over-impressed me. That's not meant to be a bragging statement. It's just that I get up for good pitchers.
Life is an operation which is done in a forward direction. One lives toward the future, because to live consists inexorably in doing, in each individual life making itself.
Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe)
I hang around under the radar. Nobody is bothering me for interviews.
I'm a misunderstood genius. " "What's misunderstood?" "Nobody thinks I'm a genius.