The one thing that always bothered me when I played in the NBA was I really got irritated when they put a white guy on me.
Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.
In a recording, your ear believes and accepts the trumpets as part of the ensemble, but you can't do that in a concert hall.
We easily forget crimes that are known to none but ourselves.
The fairy tale journey may look like an outward trek across plains and mountains, through castles and forests, but the actual movement is inward, into the lands of the soul.