Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
Some people tell you you should not drink claret after strawberries. They are wrong.
No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide.
What is a roofless cathedral to a well-built pie?
Wilderness. The word itself is music.
Free love is sometimes love but never freedom.
Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend!
Nature, red in tooth and claw.