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A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them fortune.

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Mark Leyner

People have no idea how much work it is for a man to produce an ejaculation. You have this seminal vesicle churning out this fluid, the prostate gland producing an alkaline solution. It's like having five iron chefs in your crotch working to cook up this stuff.

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Actually what's worse than a dog's mouth is a cat's mouth. They're not dirtier per se, but they have sharper teeth, so they are much more likely to go deep, should they bite you.

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Stand-up comedy had an interesting effect on me in terms of how I started to think about constructing things, because I really loved the interstices, the linkages, or lack thereof.

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I've always been entranced with theater.

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I'm fascinated with video games, though I can't really play them. It's definitely an art form that intrigues me to no end, though.

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