No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney. - Rube Goldberg

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To believe practically that the poor and luckless are here only as a nusiance to be abraded and abated, and in some permissable manner made away with, and swept out of sight, is not an amiable faith.

Rube Goldberg

No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney.

Baloney, Cooking, Food, Matter, Slice

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I wonder how anybody can think his personality changes with his success. I've had quite a bit of success but I feel that I'm just the same person as I always was.

Person, Personality, Success, Think, Thinking, Wonder

Many of the younger generation know my name in a vague way and connect it with grotesque inventions, but don't believe that I ever existed as a person. They think I am a nonperson, just a name that signifies a tangled web of pipes or wires or strings that suggest machinery. My name to them is like a spiral staircase, veal cutlets, barber's itch—terms that give you an immediate picture of what they mean.

Believe, Mean, Thinking, Vague, Web, Younger

I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.

Continually, Depression, Know, Littles, Think, Thinking

And, uh, I've got about six thousand cartoons up there, also books and papers.

Book, Cartoon, Cartoons, Paper, Six, Thousand

I didn't have any real art training, but when I was about twelve nad thirteen, another boy and I went to a sign painter's house every Friday night and took lessons.

Art, Friday, House, Night, Real, Sign

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Dear Government. . . I'm going to have a serious talk with you if I ever find anyone to talk to.

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There is a fullness of all things, even of sleep and love.

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John Fullbright

I kind of came from the Townes Van Zandt school of throwing yourself off a cliff and then that's what you write about, and that rule number one of creative writing is you have to have conflict. But if you write about yourself mostly, then if you don't have conflict, then you create it. And the older I get, the more I realize that that's not a very smart way to do this. Not to say I'm the most self destructive person on earth, but it's easy to do.

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Thomas Carlyle

To believe practically that the poor and luckless are here only as a nusiance to be abraded and abated, and in some permissable manner made away with, and swept out of sight, is not an amiable faith.

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Terry Pratchett

The Tezuman priests have a sophisticated calendar and an advanced horology," quoted Rincewind. "Ah," said Eric, "Good. " "No," said Rincewind patiently. "It means time measurement. " "Oh.

Calendars, Eric, Horology, Mean, Tezuman, Time