Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery. - Brendon Small

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The great thing is that young talent isn't tied to a how-to model for starting a line; we get to find new ways to go about doing things. And don't let people tell you you can't. Go find a way to show that you can.

Brendon Small

Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery.

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