There is no normal life, there's just life. You live it.
I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were Eric Clapton.
I'm really terrible with small children; they're small, noisy, irritating, damp and soggy.
It's nice to be recognized, but it's not great to have it too conspicuously recognized, if you see what I mean. Gold records on the wall, or titles after your name, it's just not something. . . I don't feel that great about it.
Not to be mean about it, but some great rock and rollers, like Bo Diddley and Chuck Berry, are pretty one-dimensional.
Cafe society is as old as the hills. Starbucks and its imitators are the coffee face of the new man in a hurry.
Our politicians may fail us, but Status Quo always delivers on the promise.
Truth is the most precious thing. That's why we should ration it.
I've always turned down stuff where you had to be fat. I may be fat, but that's not why you play a role. If the guy has to be that way, I say get somebody else because I'm not doing any fat acting.
Anonymity is no excuse for stupidity.
My ambition in high school was to be a high school coach and teacher, and that's still what I do: teach.