I've always been thin. If you go back to when we first started I've always been skinny.
Magic is the cheat codes for the world.
Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!
Elijah Snow: 'Who have you pissed off this time, John?' John Stone: 'Sumatran robot death sluts -- Dammit, ONE of these buttons fires the atomic death biter --
You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use of guns.
By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing weasels to my front door again.
Some think, "If I marry this guy who's two inches taller than I am and who has a nice bank account, I won't die. If I buy six cars, I won't die. If I hate Jews, I won't die. If I hate homosexuals, I won't die. " They think they will increase their life by shunting misery onto somebody else, but it's just the opposite.
Ideas are like fish. If you want to catch little fish, you can stay in the shallow water. But if you want to catch the big fish, you’ve got to go deeper. Down deep, the fish are more powerful and more pure. They’re huge and abstract. And they’re very beautiful.
One of the things I like about the computer that I use is that I can write a program on it or I can download a program on to it and run it. That's kind of important to me, and that's also kind of important to the whole future of the internet. . . obviously a closed platform is a serious brake on innovation.
People use irony as a defense mechanism.