I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part.
I love being onstage, I love the relationship with the audience.
Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.
If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.
You have a firm grasp of the obvious.
I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical.
Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.
Look at, look, the Tea Partiers, who are controlling the Republican Party. . . . Their stated policy, publicly stated, is to do whatever it takes to see to it that Obama only serves one term. What's, what does that, what underlines that? 'Screw the country. We're going to whatever we do to get this black man, we can, we're going to do whatever we can to get this black man outta here. . . It is a racist thing.
You don't become great by trying to be great. You become great by wanting to do something, and then doing it so hard that you become great in the process.
In my world, everything has the potential to be funny. Joyful things, painful things. . . It's all about how you view it and if you're able to take an objective stance on the situation.
Even so We find the sea of sorrow. Black as night The sullen surface meets our frightened gaze, As down we sink to darkness and despair.