"I want to be a lawn. " Greta Garbo.
Love is eternal. If it ends, it wasn't love.
Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.
To save the audience we must fill the stage with murderers, adulterers and madmen; in short, we must fire a salvo of monsters at them. They are our monster which we will temporarily free ourselves from only to face another day.
Money buys everything, even true love.
Every shy person is a potential sex offender.
I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.
Preach in the name of God. The learned will smile; ask the learned what they have done for their country. The priests will excommunicate you. . .
I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools is bad for the soul.
Your waist size should not be more than half your height.
Truly things are better in general now, in America, than in the past.