That's crudely put, but If we're not supposed to dance, Why all this music?
I love comedy. God has given me this platform.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon. '
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty. '
We aren’t encouraged to think for ourselves and ask questions. We are expected to accept what they teach us as infallible truths.
What does your heart tell you?
I don't really have a lot of interns, although I do now use Research Assistants to help me compile indexes when that is necessary.
Study hard, practice hard, play ferociously.